“Ol’ Splinters” : The beloved campus stocks have been in more-or-less continuous use since 1631.

The following individuals and organizations have recently been punished by the University's Department of Discipline. Parents and other materially affected parties can receive further details by calling Puni-Net, our automated punishment hotline/database. When prompted, enter the student's ID, then press “star-pound-star-star-pound-star.”

Name (College, Year)
Gil Aldritch CuC ‘09
Euphonius Baynes Jr. BC ‘07
Euphonius Baynes Jr. Jr. BC ‘07
Hart Fox DC ‘09
Callista Nomay SC
‘08
Jonathan Pepper CoC ‘08
The Cuckoo (magazine)
Society for Putting Hot Sauce on People’s Food When They Are Not Looking (club)

[NOTE: The student's year and residential college affiliation is included to ensure that no innocent parties are unfairly tarred with the centure of their fellows. Colleges are abbrievated as follows:
AC: Aspirin College; Bi: Bicycle College; Br: Brick College; Co: Corset College; Cu: Cummerbund College; DC: Dacron College; EC: Eraser College; GC: Gelatin College; LC: Lemonade College; PC: Plaster College; SC: Sand College.]




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